.:Just for Laughs:.

I know most of you have your exams completed.I dont as I have one more to go.Stress is in the air but I have found some jokes that can cheer you guys up.

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Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in
bed . He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL
your friends"

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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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What’s the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies," No, It means ,
With Idiot For Ever!!!"

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver
ran away.

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A woman asks man who is traveling with six children,
"Are all these kids yours??"
The man replies, " No, I work in a condom factory
and these are customer complaints".

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A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference
between confident and confidential.
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there is also my son, that's confidential!"

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P/S: I got all these of the internet!! I dont have the time to make all these up...

Blurry D Posted At 11:25 AM

4 Comments:

LoL. Good ones... GOod luck for exam btw. Hugs.

By  Anonymous, at 11:26 PM  

Thanks Audrey!!!!!

My personal fave is the WIFE one!!!

By  Blurry D, at 3:54 AM  

lol. i like the stress, tension and panic.

By  Anonymous, at 6:59 PM  

Haha that one also one of my fave...babi that person dem stress....

By  Blurry D, at 8:06 PM  

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